I learned how to make any woman mine in six easy steps
- Maxim made me do it
I had a crouton for dinner
- Vogue made me do it
I spent the entire weekend in my room
- Penthouse made me do it
I just went through premature menopause
- Chatelaine made me do it
I bought a drawer-full of useless gadgets that “every man must own”
- GQ made me do it
I acted like an irreverent jerk
- Vice made me do it
I made something I really like
>>>> darling <<<<
